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"After a late night of partying, a guy invites his friends back to his new apartment.
While he is giving them a tour, one of his friends notices a huge gong and hammer near the wall.
“What’s up with the gong?”, he asks.
“Oh that’s not a gong, it is a talking clock.”
His friends voice skepticism, “Dude, that’s not a talking clock, it’s obviously a friggin’ gong.”
The guy replies, “No, I swear, you hit it with that hammer as hard as you can and it tells you the time. Go ahead, give it a try.”
His friend shrugs his shoulders, grabs the hammer, rears back, and strikes it with a loud: “GOOOOOOOOOOONG!”
After a few seconds they hear a voice from the other side of the wall, “Hey asshole! IT’S THREE-THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING!"

— A guy invites his friends over to show off his new apartment… : funny

09.01.10

Filipino Miss Universe Fan Freakout (via Obamaallah)

09.01.10

dorkvader:

ktlntn:

incy:

(via zerofriends)
Story of my life. </3

Exactly what happened to me last night.

every fucking night

ktlntn:

incy:

(via zerofriends)

Story of my life. </3

Exactly what happened to me last night.

every fucking night

zerofriends 18219 ♥ 08.24.10

Middle-Earth Dictionary Attack

Middle-Earth Dictionary Attack

08.24.10

08.15.10

tumblrbot submitted: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Anywhere and everywhere, including a return trip to Greece at some point.

07.29.10

New Spice | Study like a scholar, scholar (via hbllproduction)

youtube.com 07.21.10

dorkvader:

flurby:

(via tumblrisforlulz)
CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

flurby:

(via tumblrisforlulz)

CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

tumblrisforlulz 2371 ♥ 07.20.10

dorkvader:

thechronicwhatclesofnarnia:

bloowind:

chemicalparade:

evilcomma:

thequietworld | paperbuildings:

I don’t know. IT WAS 8 AM WHEN I STARTED MAKING THIS, I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS AT SUCH AN EARLY HOUR.

COFFEE, IT’S ON MY SCREEN.

thechronicwhatclesofnarnia:

bloowind:

chemicalparade:

evilcomma:

thequietworld | paperbuildings:

I don’t know. IT WAS 8 AM WHEN I STARTED MAKING THIS, I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS AT SUCH AN EARLY HOUR.

COFFEE, IT’S ON MY SCREEN.

agentcarmichaels 3749 ♥ 07.20.10

HTC defends the DROID Eris from Apple’s reception attacks

Apple demonstrated that other phones, like the HTC Droid Eris, are also susceptible to antenna issues. Turns out that its 3400% more problematic on the iPhone 4. They forgot to mention that during the press conference.

07.19.10

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