March 2007
22 posts
Dog Performs 'Heimlich' on Choking Owner →
The Llama Song [click here to watch] →
How 25 years of MTV have changed the world (for... →
“If I turn into another, dig me up from under what is covering the better part of...”
– Incubus - Dig
Toys that should not exist →
WatchThe internet is for porn.
“que será, será.”
– me
I thought “Spring Break” was supposed to happen during spring. But apparently with the foot of snow coming, it isn’t. So pretty much I came back to school Friday for nothing. Classes are canceled, dorms are closing early; eseentially the entire campus is shutting down. The concert tonight better not be canceled or else I’ll be pissed. And the snow better be gone by 2am...
“Why do you cry when we make love?!”
– Peter Griffin
When one of my suitemates takes a shower, the other sits just outside the curtain playing guitar and they both sing along. It’s slightly awkward.
“Penguin sex is amazing.”
– Bob Saget, Op-Ed for Stuff Magazine
Food Channel
Chris: Wow, we [Americans] are really obsessed with food.
Me: Yeah, we have a whole television network dedicated to it.
Chris: Starving kids in Ethiopia probably jack off to this.
WatchWish I had one of these in my room.
“Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.”
– FCC Complaint Re: Prince’s Halftime Show
New Tumblelog
So yeah, I have this new Tumblelog thing. Hopefully I’ll be keeping this updated more than I did with my old blog.